THE TWENTY-THIRD ARMY REGULATION
Anonymous
The Army is my shepherd; I shall not think.
It alloweth me to lie down on essential jobs,
It leadeth me blindly, it destroyeth my initiative.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of laziness,
I shall fear no censure.
It maketh me to believe in great falsehoods;
It filleth my head with false securities;
My inefficiency runneth over.
Surely the Army shall care for me all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in a fool’s paradise forever.
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