THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE ARMY
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Thou shalt not think.
Thou shalt not place thy hands in thy pockets.
Thou shalt knoweth the chain of command and all missing links.
Thou shalt not laugh at second lieutenants.
Thou shalt not use words that noncommissioned officers cannot understand.
Thou shalt not do things in a reasonable or sensible manner.
Thou shalt show respect to those of higher rank than you and scorn those of lower rank.
Thou shalt not laugh at re-enlistment posters.
Thou shalt not speak without using profanity.
Thou shalt not rejoice in light of thy bennies.
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